20 February 2012

College in the Promised Land

Male student: Miss, what was the guy-girl ratio at your high school? Our school doesn't have enough girls!
Me: Uhmmm.... I was homeschooled.... Soooo.... Yeah.
Student: Oh. Right. What about your college?
Me: There were about twice as many girls as guys.
*Pandemonium ensues with all the boys yelling that they want to go to "her college" (our high school has like 30 girls and 65 guys)*
Me: But when my brother started at his college, it was like 3 or 4 girls for every guy.
*Stunned silence*
Male student: Does your brother go to college in HEAVEN?!

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