1. The ATM will not accept your driver's license. No matter how hard you push it.
2. Even if it is nice and sunny after church, you should NOT go driving for an hour through the villages and rice paddies in a skirt. Creepy men abound.
3. You should not buy two blocks of butter before going driving for an hour through the villages and rice paddies in the Sunday sunshine. Butter melts.
4. You should know by now that no matter how sunny it is after church, it can start pouring down rain at any moment without notice. And it will.
5. No, your tire is not flat. You're just paranoid. And all those people are honking at you for a different reason. See number 2.
6. You are off your game. Take a nap.
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