Student: Hey, let's make a deal.
Me: About what?
Student: If we win our soccer game today... You have to do Gangnam Style.
Me: Where?
Student: At lunch. On top of a table.
Me: I don't think this school condones teachers dancing on tables...
Student: OK, then in the breezeway [the open air hallway connecting the secondary building with the auditorium].
Me: Maybe not.
Other student: Let's take a field trip.
Me: To where?
Student: Hmmm... I have an idea. We can go gather some leaves over there *points out the window*, then bring a sweet potato and burn it.
Me: Ummm.... Maybe not.
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