and the fun just keeps on coming....

today has been a quotable day.
in 11th grade, for some reason, we were talking about dads, and whose dad is best......
nasreen: my dad is better than yours.
philip: no, my dad is better than YOURS.
me: my dad is better than ALL your dads!
philip: my dad is better than all yours (talking to classmates) PLUS yours! (talking to me).
me: no way!
philip: my dad is a vet!
me: my dad could beat your dad at arm wrestling.
josh: (the mexican) so? my dad knows how to swim across rivers, run from police, and jump fences taller than your HOUSE!
aron: (the malaysian) my dad is chinese. he knows how to make money. i win.
nasreen: (the afghani) my dad looks just like osama bin laden. *I* win.
everyone else: fine. you win.

later..... in 9th grade.....
me: so now that we've talked about some biased survey questions, i want everyone to think of one unbiased question....
isaac: i've got one. are you gay?
me: that would be biased. it falls under the "sensitive information" heading. people are not very likely to answer honestly. especially when you ask like that.
isaac: psshhh. why not?
yoon jung: is this one unbiased? - do you prefer to date younger or older girls/boys?
me: yeah, i'd say that one is fairly unbiased.
jihyun: (a boy) boys.
isaac: SEE?! i already have one answer for my gay survey!!! SEE?! i was RIGHT!
sunjoon: ooooooh, jihyun.......