30 October 2009

9th graders

me: ok, here's your test.
*i hand it out to everyone, then go sit at my desk*
david: *raises his hand* can i borrow a pencil?
me: yeah. *i take him a pencil*
*i go sit at my desk*
kenny: can i have a calculator?
me: sure. *i take him a calculator*
jose: can i have a calculator too? i forgot mine.
me: sure. *i take him a calculator too*
*i sit at my desk*
aditya: can i use my calculator?
me: does it simplify square roots for you?
aditya: kind of......nnnnnnnyes.
me: then no. get one of mine.
aditya: there are none.
me: *i look for my third calculator. take it to him. go back to my desk.*
kyuho: i ran out of lead. can i borrow a pencil?
me: yesssss..... *i take him a pencil*
jenny: can i use a piece of loose leaf? i'm going to need more paper.
me: fine. anybody need anything else before i sit back down?! maybe a nice glass of ice water or a shoulder massage?!
jose: oooooooh.... ummm...... i don't think it's very appropriate if you massage us.
me: sigghhhhhhh....

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