me: ok, i'm dead. gggkkkkaaaackcckckckck.....
bethanie: no you're NOT! you're having a BABYYYYYYY!
me: how can you tell?
bethanie: oh yeah. ummm..... *ponders* open your mouth.
me: ok. aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
bethanie: *shines "light" in my mouth* yup. i see a baby.
me: you can see that from my mouth?!
bethanie: yeah, well.... it goes all the way down. *motions to my belly*
me: i see. can i go home now?
bethanie: no. you're very very very very very very very sick.
me: oh. can i have some ice cream?
bethanie: no. that is very not healthy for you right now. and you have to stay here a long long very long time. so long that... uhmmm... SO long that... well, SOOOO long that it is morning.
me: i have to spend the night here?
bethanie: yes. you still need to be fixed.
me: FIXED? AHH! and that IS so long. can i have some ice cream?
bethanie: no. you can have some chicken.
me: chicken? what kind of doctor are you?
bethanie: i'm putting it in your belly button.
me: the chicken?
bethanie: yes. for the baby. i want to listen to the baby. hold still. *uses fake stethoscope on my stomach* hmmmmm..... yes. you are still sick.
me: the baby told you that?
bethanie: yes. be quiet. i'm still listening. hmmmmmmm...... and you are hungry. eat your chicken.
me: what school did you go to? did you even graduate?!
bethanie: hahahahahahahaha!
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