4 great conversations that deserve a mention...
1. *in a restaurant, song playing in the background*
friend: is this eminem playing?
me: no. but it kinda sounds like him.
friend: hm. you're right, not him.
me: similar style, different voice.
friend: yeah... (long pause) ... i owe that guy a lot.
me: eminem?
friend: ya.
me: uh... why?
friend: he taught me english.
2. *in a coffeeshop, sitting on a bench*
friend: could you pass gas please?
me: WHAT?!
friend: over there. pass me my gas please.
me: uhhhhh.... pass YOUR gas?
*his lighter was sitting on the bench next to me*
3. *after dinner one night*
friend: you have bad breath.
me: sorry. i told you not to throw my gum in the grass at dinner!
friend: it's ok.
me: it's gross. i wish i had my gum.
friend: i like it.
me: freak.
4. *sitting in front of a friend's house one night discussing life*
friend: i wish i was muslim.
me: uh.. why?
friend: so i could do polygamy.
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