quotes of the day

guy 1: so are you a model?
me: no.
guy 1: no? tell me you used to be a model.
me: no.
guy 1: really!?!
guy 2: he's trying to flirt on you. it doesn't work well for him.
guy 1: i'm straight.
me: ok.....?
guy 1: so did you ever want to be a model.
me: uh... no.
guy 1: oh. well, what do you teach?
me: math.
guy 1: wow.
guy 2: ya, pintar nih. (ya, this one is smart)
me: *laughs*
guy 1: you speak indonesian?!?
me: ya.
guy 1: why am i trying to flirt on you in english?! this isn't working...


student: wanna go to the christmas party with me?
me: only if you buy me flowers.
student: ok.
me: what??!


student: maybe she got a caucasian and forgot who she is.
me: a concussion?
student: oh yeah....


a junior: i think right now larissa is our valedictorian and jimin is our salutatorian.
me: wow...
same junior: and i think that the valedictorian and salutatorian should be people who represent our class well.
me: well, right now your valedictorian thinks a caucasian is a medical condition...


guy 1: i always said i will marry a woman with blue eyes and blonde hair.
guy 2: her hair isn't blonde.
guy 1: i always said i will marry a woman with blue eyes who is black.
me: who is black? what?
guy 1: i mean brunette.
me: i think you're making it up.