Lunchtime

Kevin: Hey, Miss, do you know any black people?
Me: Uh.... Yes......?
Kevin: Really?
Me: Yeah. I used to live in Africa.
Kevin: WHAT?!
Me: Before I moved here, I worked there for two months.
Kevin: Where?
Me: Nairobi.
Kevin: What's that?
Me: The capital of Kenya.
Kevin: What's that?
Me: A country.
Kevin: Where?
Me: East Africa. Near Ethiopia.
Kevin: What's that?
Me: Umm... Mount Kilimanjaro?
Kevin: You're making this more harder!
Me: MOMBASA!
Kevin: What?
Me: Mombasa - it's in Halo. Do you play Halo?
Kevin: Yes.
Me: Mombasa is in Halo.
Kevin: OH YES! I know Mombasa!
Me: OK. That's a city in Kenya.
Kevin: No, it's not.
Me: WHAT?!
Kevin: It can't be in Kenya. IT'S IN AFRICA!