Oh, Children...

Student 1: Have you ever done drugs?
Me: No.
Student 2: Have you ever used nail polish remover?
Me: Yes, when I want to remove my nail polish...
Student 2: Then you've done drugs!
Me: How do you figure?
Student 2: You inhale it.
Me: But I'm not smoking, snorting, or injecting it, so I don't think that counts as doing drugs...
Student 1: Can you remember back to art time? Like when you were our age and you had art class. Because the markers...
Me: ...I was homeschooled. I didn't have art class.
*long pause while wheels turn*
Student 1: Did you have computers??
Me: Um... Yes.
Student 1: Did you have LUNCH??
Me: No. Lunch wasn't invented yet when I was in 9th grade.
Student 1: Oh...