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yesteday in seventh grade math class.....
seth broke out into some kind of seizure dance and whitney called him weird.
seth responded passionately.

"oh YEAH?! well, that's just FINE with me! i don't even WANT to be normal! normal is stupid! you know what normal is?? being normal is going to a stupid office all day and filling out stupid papers, then going home to bratty kids. SERIOUSLY, that's normal life in america these days."

and then he proceeded to burst forth into song.
"white and nerdy" by weird al.

no chance for normal there.

to review for the next day's test, i had the seventh graders write their own test.

i collected and redistributed the tests, which they then had to do during class for practice.

i wrote a list of relevant topics from the chapter on the board and told them to make sure they covered them all sufficiently on their practice tests.

most kids had about 20 - 25 questions on their test.

a fair length.

soon hyung, however, wrote a 5 page 72 question study manual.

poor whitney got stuck with his test in the redistribution.

she refused to take it. but i convinced her to at least try.

poor girl only made it halfway through the first page.

bethanie, my 4 year old friend, drew me some princesses.

i think they should be characters in whatever tim burton's next film is.

but for now, they're chillin on my fridge.

and i laugh hysterically every time i eat.

ashley bought me some hoop earrings!

i got so excited.

i also got my pupils and irises removed.

just kidding.

i threw cat out of my bed 51 times last night.

i kept waking up to her chewing my facial parts.

lips, nose, eyelashes.

she also kept crawling under my blankets.

and then up my shorts.

you try waking up in the middle of the night with something alive in your shorts.

rough times.

too bad my bedroom door doesn't close.

i should put in a work order for that.

i think she needs people closeness though.

i considered throwing her out of the house altogether.

but she surprised me by only making messes in the litter box.

and she is quite clean.

good manners for a street cat.

so maybe she can still stay after all.