baby names

so dad has assigned me the task of naming our new calf.
from 12000 miles away.
i was bad at names when i actually lived there.
it's even harder from here.
(i'm happy he asked me though)
so i enlisted the help of my students.
one of them, in what was possibly a misguided attempt to be helpful, logged onto babynames.com.
i was astounded.
keep in mind that it's a website for HUMAN baby names.
some names that caught my eye (and not in a good way):
cactus
padgett
zajac
pakuna
cache
tagdh
yaotl
edgardo
jagannath
kaipo
yardley
..... need i go on?
seriously?