dem jeans?

so i had a kid show up today in THEE tightest and yellowest jeans i have ever seen. on a BOY! like, i reached down to his knee and tried to pull his jeans away from his skin. not happening. they inspired some amusing conversations and jokes throughout classtime though. for example, "those aren't skinny jeans, those are anorexic jeans!" it was a good day.

he came to pick up a paper from my class a few minutes ago. and i couldn't resist. i had to take a picture of him. while i took the picture, we had the following conversation.

him: you love my pants, don't you?
me: they are just so... bright.
him: i'm going to give them to you.
me: ok, one, i don't think i could fit in those. i would feel fat just trying them on. and two, i could never in a million years pull off that color the way you do.
him: you could try them on at home first.
me: i think you should keep them.
him: are you going to put this picture on facebook?
me: oh yeah, it's my new profile picture.
him: what?! really?!
me: maybe.
him: all your western friends will think i'm gay!
me: oh. i didn't think about that.

(i couldn't in all honesty deny it... he had a point. decide for yourself.)