so being that this is spirit week, kids have been coming to school dressed appropriately crazy every day. today was clashing day. aditya, the most hyperactive indian kid i have ever met in my entire life, didn't dress up. so his classmates decided to help him out. jose had an extra pair of shorts, so they made aditya go put his jeans on inside out, then they put jose's shorts on OVER aditya's inside-out jeans. but jose is much larger than aditya. so they also cinched up the extra 12 inches or so of waistband with a belt. this conversation was at lunch.
adita: help me! jose put his shorts on me. now i'm too hot. because i'm wearing jose's shorts, a pair of boxers, my pants, and a pair of boxers."
me: wait, you're wearing 2 pairs of boxers?
aditya: yes. one inside my pants and one outside my pants!
me: you brought TWO PAIRS of your own boxers to school today?
aditya: well, yes. i mean, like, um, YES!
me: um. why?
aditya: because what if someone takes my pants off?!? I NEED TO BE SAFE! come ON.
me: and wearing two pairs of boxers makes you feel... safe?
aditya: YES! are you CRAZY?!
me: so do people take your pants off a lot here?
aditya: they used to. not as much anymore. but one time i took off paul's pants in front of stefanie. it was gross. it was horriffic.
me: his underwear came off too, huh?
aditya: oh, yeah. it all came down. in cooking class.
me: oohhhhhhh...
haha. highschoolers are the best. i love talking to them.
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