the spanish teacher when the class got him distracted by asking why there is such a range of skin tones here in indonesia -
“well, you had the dutch rulers giving their... ahem... seeds and that’s where the lighter people come from, then you have the african-centrics living on papua, so there’s the dark skin.”
african-centrics? really?
and again....
student: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i certainly hope you can.
and yet again....
student: have you ever been to jail?
teacher: yes.
student: for reals?
teacher: what?
student: reals. for reals. you’ve been to jail? like locked up because you did something bad?
*loooooooooooong pause in which you could have heard a butterfly blink*
teacher: let’s do exercise b.
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