Q: What do you call a donkey with its head chopped off?
A: A DEAD DONKEY!
Q: What do you call a sine that is co?
A: A COSINE!
Also, last night Julian apparently spent quite a bit of time writing more poems, this time about his classmates. "There once was a boy named Zach, who played music like Bach." Another started, "There once was a boy named Ben, who liked Esther even though she doesn't like him." But my favorite was:
There once was a boy who liked schnitzel,
And he liked to eat pretzels,
Too.
Goodness, what am I going to do with this class?
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