9th grade algebra II class.
jimin: aunt lisa (the high school principal) isn't good at math.
kang: what? how do you know??
jimin: i just know.
kang: but she's just a vegetarian.
after school in my classroom.
yohanes: dinner tonight, 6:30, platos.
me: uggggghhhhhh.
yohanes: i know, but it's the last dinner for monsieur hicks.
me: oh mannnnn. peco is leaving. he's actually coming to dinner tonight?
yohanes: yes. i made sure. i called him and i put him in the chair.
me: you did what now?
yohanes: i made sure he would be at dinner. i put his butt there.
me: i don't think that saying makes very much sense.
yohanes: i chained his butt.
me: yeah, that doesn't work either. gross.
again, after school in my classroom. immediately after the previous conversation.
yohanes: i need coffee.
me: you seem to have had a lot already.
yohanes: i know it. isn'titgreat?iwokeuplikethisandalldayi'vejustbeenlikeBANGBANGBANG(hand motions)witheverything!eversinceiwokeuplikePSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!
me: like what now?
yohanes: like PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!
me: i see.
yohanes: iknowandwheniwokeupIDIDN'TEVENBRUSHMYTEETH!
me: WHOA! you are CRAZY, man!
yohanes: IKNOW!
me: sit down before you have a heart attack.
yohanes: ok. *sits down*
1 comment:
Hi, was thinking about you today and I thought..."hmmm I miss abbie" so there you have it :) hope you are doing alright.
Dan Z.
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