Church

Things I learned in church today.

• The English word "proof" is pronounced like this: proop.
• If you would like to be baptized in June, you can sign up now to "choose how long you want to be drowned for".
• America allied with countries like England and Europe in WWII, and together they nuked Japan.
• Indonesian (Bahasa Indonesia) and Malay (Bahasa Melayu) are very similar with a few distinct differences. For example, the word "butuh" means "need" in Indonesian. It means the same thing in Malay, but with a sexual connotation. So if you ever preach in Malaysia, don't ask people to kneel at the altar if they butuh Jesus.

I take impeccable notes, as you can see.