COPS

Sometimes, when my neighbors are doing utterly obnoxious, disruptive things, I like to mentally list all the reasons I could call the cops on them if we were in America. Yes, the birth party from hell is still going on over there. Tractor generator. Dangdut music. To find out just how pleasant dangdut really is, click on the word dangdut and enjoy a YouTube video of one of the most famous dangdut singers in all of Indonesia, Ayu Ting Ting. And as you are watching the video (karaoke version, so feel free to sing along), try to imagine your neighbors in America blocking off the entire street to your house for 3 days straight and BLASTING this music so loud the bass causes your furniture to vibrate until at least midnight every night. And then pray for my patience. And also pray that they don't open the mic up for karaoke. BTW, that video was one of the most popular of 2011. NOT 1995 as the cinematography would seem to suggest. Also, I would just like to say that for what a conservative country this is, it took me a ridiculous amount of time to find a CLEAN dangdut video to share on here. Because dangdut singers are the naughty singers of Indonesia.